They really really want as many people as possible to know that they're tourists and they've come from Indiana or wherever for a super duper trip to the Big Apple! Oh hey guys look at us! We're on the New York City Subway! We're going to Times Square! Lets take photos of each other! Look at all the ethnic minorities! Lets take photos of that bum! What stop to we get off? Is it here? Is this it? This is just like the movies! I hope we don't get mugged hahaha!
And they seem to have a really difficult time standing, even when they're holding the fucking pole, always falling all over the place going "WOAAAHHHHH" and laughing about it. Nobody laughs with them.
I don't hate tourists, I'm practically still one of them. But i don't really want everyone to know that.
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